The Things Guys Should Know about Girls

1. Don’t ever lie to us. We always find out.

2. We don’t enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.

3. Don’t say you understand when you don’t.

4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!

5. You don’t have PMS. Don’t act like you know what it’s like.

6. Say something sweet might get you off the hook. Do something sweet will always get you off the hook.

7. If you talk about having a big heart. We know you don’t.

8. Size does matter, but only to hoes. Not girls that want relationships.

9. We don’t like it when you act like Mr. Big.

10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.

11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.

12. It’s good to be sensitive, sometimes.

13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn’t, apologize.

14. Be spontaneous. Dinner and a movie won’t always cut it.

15. We're self-conscious by nature. We can’t help it.

16. We're drama queens.

17. Fashion police do exist.

18. Don’t ask us to give head. If you're nice you just might get it.

19. We absolutely DON'T care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.

20. Hugs and kisses must be given at all times.

21. We don’t shave our legs everyday so get over it.

22. Don’t make bets about us. We always find out.

23. Shave. No matter how cool you think your goatte or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.

24. Even if you think it's cool to burp, fart, or emitt other strange gases from your body, it's not.

25. It's not cool to shoot snot rockets.

26. We're beautiful at all times.

27. We'll always think we're fat, so humor us and tell us we aren’t.

28. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can’t you piss in the toilet and not on it.

29. Most importantly. We're always right. So don’t forget it.